The internet is so convenient
Imagine, if you were the one behind the railing and your best friend was on the edge. What would you do? What would you say? “Don’t do it.” “I love you.” What is there to say?….And then they go. They do it, they lean back and that’s it. Gone. Gone. Gone. Gone forever.
(Source: stuylz)
So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant
- Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
- Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
- Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
- Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
- Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
- Little girl: *shakes head*
- Me: Ron? Harry?
- Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
- Me: Uh.
- Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
- Me: That's...fun too.

